January 2012
People keep asking me what my New Year's wish is....
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
“I was born into this world to love you, and I will love in the next life, and...”
– Jem Carstairs, Clockwork Prince (via butyouresofaraway)
The Boy Who Cried Wolf: I always wondered why I... →
jessie-andthechipmunks:
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moraniarty:
Actually it’s because you are more used to seeing your face in the mirror (reflected). As all faces are slightly asymmetrical it looks different when you see yourself in a photo because your face is unreflected.
Other…
2011...
What a fucking crazy year it’s been. I hit my anniversary with my girlfriend, then lost her, then got her back again. I actually attend school for the first real time since my Freshman year (and doing damn well, might I add). I made a huge desicion to leave battery and go back to pit.
I think that this year has been one of discovery for me. Taking chances, making mistakes, and then...
December 2011
Anonymous asked: you seem to be happier now, Im really glad.
You Know You're Trans* When: #1982 People tell you...
READ THIS.
rhonaldtumblr:
My exact reaction to this:
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Awhh.
Resolutions and future plans.
So, I guess while my girlfriend is away on a cruise I’ll have enough free time to do one of two things.
1. Eat myself into a delicious cookie dough filled coma
2. Hit up the gym and work out this pent up frustration with more than just my left hand.
I’m pretty sure a resolution I really want to follow through with would be to get more in shape. My arms are already pretty big...
sparkmark:
When I see girls at the mall/school, that are fumbling around in their heels, I can’t help but to think, “I know drag queens that would WORK it.”
